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Original Song Title:

"Take Me To Your Leader"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Take Me To Your Lawyer"

Parody Written by:

Elyse Durham

The Lyrics

This song refers to the '00 Presidential election recount battle. The first two choruses are sung by Al Gore, but the last chorus is sung by a lamenting observer. Basically, when writing this parody I was trying to point out how ridiculous Al Gore's actions during the court battle were. Thanks for reading, and To God Be The Glory!
Al-Gore is all-gore
with a touch of environmentalist in his blood
While Bush prepared for the Presidency
Al just played football and rolled in the mud
In the court-room
All of his lawyers demand hand recounts
So he can cheat some more
In the debate-house, Al-Gore says he'll fight for you
Rambles on while you give him the floor
He says:

"I don't know how I lost
Don't care who this will cost
Vict'ry goes to the loud,
Just take me to your lawyer now!
Take me to your lawyer now!"

Vice-Al is a nice pal-unless you have any morals in your head
He doesn't care who votes for him-even if the guy's already dead!
He told Newsweek that he would do absolutely 'anything to win!'
Like a Spice-Gal Vice-Al has a life that's incredibly caked with all of his sins
He says:

"I don't know how I lost
Don't care what this will cost
I won't stop till I've won,
So, take me to your lawyer, son!
I see you've got my votes
My hands are 'round your throat!
This game is kind of fun,
So take me to your lawyer, son! Take me to your lawyer, son! "

He knows that he has lost
Don't care who it will cost
Aw, what a Godless man!
He's trying to do the Devil's plan! Trying to do the Devil's plan!
This guy is such a fraud
Let's hope than he finds God
Someday he'll learn-but, wow
Let's take him to our lawyer now!
Take him to our lawyer now!
(C)2002 Elyse Durham

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