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Song Parodies -> "99 Red-nosed Drunks"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

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Parody Song Title:

"99 Red-nosed Drunks"

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The Lyrics

You and I in a little corner shop
Buy some bottles of vod' with the money we've got
Drink them all by the break of dawn
'Till one by one, we're all gone
"So's your face", drunks out of their heads
Sing the message, "Arms and legs"
Bloated in the summer sand
99 red-nosed drunks can't stand.

99 red-nosed drunks bloated in the summer sand
Police come by, it's red alert
There's one drunk here and some in the toilet
None of them will spring to life
Or open up dilated eyes
Trying to focus on the sky
99 red-nosed drunkards may die.

99 Decision Street, 99 teenagers meet
To worry, worry, 'bout their money
"Buy lots of vodka, in a hurry!"
Steff and Kate we're waiting for
Do not serve us, this is war
Moving on to the next store
99 red-nosed drunks wanting more.

99 kids off their faces
Run super-hyper drunken races
Everyone's Lemar or Colin
Everyone will trash this place
With orders to resist all this
To sober up, no drunken bliss
Bloated in the summer sand
99 red-nosed drunks can't stand.

99 drugs I have had
And they're all gone a little soon
It's all over and I'm feelin' shitty
Kicked out Tommy's into the city
We need to find a better place
So we can get more off our face
And here there is a vodka-beer
I drink the rest and let it go...

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Unfortunately for me I actually work in a newsagents and your parody is basically story of my life. If it's not drunks coming in wanting more, it's 14 and 15 year old kids trying to buy Lambrini. Decent parody 433

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