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Song Parodies -> "Fatter Sux"

Original Song Title:

"Batter Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Fatter Sux"

Parody Written by:

George Ariza & Kaleb Trujillo

The Lyrics

[Sports personalities]
Welcome ladies and gentlemen
This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-food from channel 80 T.V.
This is my co-host, Bob Buttofat
(Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah yeah
We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob
Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the game

[Stadium announcer]
And now.. please rise for the rapping of our national fat ladie

[Hook: (paraphrasing "The Jeffersons")]

I say the fish smell good in the kitchen
Beans taste good on the grill (that's right)
It took a whole lot of foot-steps
Just to get up that hill
I said but now we're up with the BIG TUMMIES
My dirty it's our turn at Fat
And just as long as we livin, clogged arteries
It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - fatter sux

[St. Lunatics]
I'm the first to eat
I'ma run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings
Eat a sub, devour an pot, show me love
Hit the club, me and T-bone holla what
I put my fork down, she throw cow in all
She owed Milk lived in berbs and some T-bone
Can?t tip-toe 'em, Can?t Go
Fith plate, hate livin like a fat case
First chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind
Second lesson, eat that herb and clear yo' mind
It's about time, sixth plate wisdom tyme
Sittin fat, couldn?t get 10th plate, headed home
Third plateman just don't understand baby what wrong?
What the heck wrong, with this food today
With these cows today, disease in meat that way
You wasn't eatin? with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed
Now you stays on yo knees cause we's be in the big tummies
Cause we's be in the big tummies

[Hook]
I say the fish smell good in the kitchen
Beans taste good on the grill (that's right)
It took a whole lot of foot-steps
Just to get up that hill
I said but now we're up with the BIG TUMMIES
My dirty it's our turn at Fat
And just as long as we livin, clogged arteries
It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - fatter sux
[Nelly]
Well you should see me now, I'm eatin Wheaties now
I'm stealin second and third and lookin home eatin? greedy now
See me now, people call me fatty now
Known for eatin? the quickest meals
Hit and run in any town, any ground
Rules 'fore I eat it, split it, lick it and quit it
And eat it, lick it, did I say lick it, (yeah) chew it, lick it
Ain't no shame in my game, that normal food ain't my thang
If I stick with my food then put your mouth on my brains
I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got here
A sucka in bed, hemorrhoids in the chairs
From the crowd when I eat the mile, let me show 'em how
Hit the food on the ground and make 'em get down

[Hook]

[Sports personalities]
Well uhh this next young eater on deck
He's still in high school (yeah I heard that)
(It's a great day though)
A good high school out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri
(I think his name's umm, who knows..
Mur-uhh, Murphey Lee or somethin)

[Murphey Lee]
I want my name not, not said but screamed
I went from fantasies to dreams, dreams to bigger things
I'm like Bennett I been in it since, ninety-three
You can tell cause my L angle 90 degrees
I'ma sixteen year-old school boy, platinum skills
Swear to tell the real, the whole real to make a mill'
I lie little but still, talk straight up like motto
I could tell you somethin now, you think twice about it tomorrow
I promise, I gets deeper than file cabinets when rappin
hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry what's happenin
I'm comin up like family members in basements, and I stay bent
Make a milli to play with, buy a building you can pay me
And the 'tic is who I came with
You know how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do

[Hook]

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Wizzle dog - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
yo that was soo tight yalls is so funny thats cool yall should teach me some time how to do that like yall.this is probably the best one ive ever heard for real i swear to my word yall got all my respect fo dat yo

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