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Song Parodies -> "Mean And Loud (Spank you song)"

Original Song Title:

"Kind And Generous (Thank you song)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Natalie Merchant

Parody Song Title:

"Mean And Loud (Spank you song)"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan Bennett

The Lyrics

I wrote this song for the many parents of toddlers. I'm sure many of them feel this way some times when the babies just seem to go crazy!
You've been so mean and loud
I don't know how you keep on screaming
For your stinkiness, I have to change you
For your selfishness, the corner's for you
For everything you've done, you know I'm bound
I'm bound to spank you for it

La-la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la-la

You've been so mean and loudly
I don't know how you keep on screaming
For your stinkiness, I have to change you
And I never thought I would, have high blood-pressure
For everything you've done, you know I'm bound
I'm bound to spank you for it

La-la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la-la

Oh, I want to spank you for so many ulcers you gave
The yelling, the bitings, I wanna spank you
I want to spank you for you peeing on my knee, the throw-up
And the ear-ache that you gave me
I want to spank you, show my frustration
My anger, and my disgust for you, I want to spank you

Oh, I want to spank you, spank you, spank you, spank you
Spank you, spank you, spank you, spank you
Spank you, spank you, spank you, spank you
Spank you, spank you, spank you
Oh, I want to spank you, spank you, spank you, spank you
Spank you, spank you, spank you, spank you
Spank you, spank you, spank you, spank you
Spank you, spank you, spank you, spank you...

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