Song Parodies -> Corn

Original Song Title:

"Torn"

Original Performer:

Natalie Imbruglia

  
Parody Song Title:

"Corn"

Parody Written by:

Lynman

Foot corns grow on our heel and toes in response to our body's demand for protection against the pressure and friction that is being applied on that area. This is a normal body condition and it is not very serious unless it becomes an ulcer.
Corn

I thought it was wart with some life
Coarse edges all around and cracked on top facade
The more you scrape the more it grows
I couldn’t get rid that lump on my heel and toe
I don’t seem to know just like a leech sucking all my soul
So I start to hate them more and more
Theres something wrong now I lose my pride
Eradication aint not fine
That’s what growing there it just a sturdy corn

Im all out of faith this is how I feel
Im scared and Im ashamed wearing sandals on the road
Excision never changed better to conceal
Im wide awake I can see my perfect foot has corn
Think this is my fate suffering from corn

SO I guess the podiatrist is right
Should have wear some comfy shoes all day and night
Cushion beneath my plantar sole
I don’t care I have no cash I don’t use it all that much
Now im using this gear where I can rub my corn

Im all out of faith this is how I feel
Im scared and Im ashamed wearing sandals on the road
Excision never changed better to conceal
Im wide awake I can see my perfect foot has corn
Think this is my fate suffering from corn

Theres something wrong now I lose my pride
Eradication aint not fine
That’s what growing there it just a sturdy corn

Im all out of faith this is how I feel
Im scared and Im ashamed wearing sandals on the road
Excision never changed better to conceal
Im wide awake I can see my perfect foot has corn
Think this is my fate suffering from corn
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