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Song Parodies -> "I Need Some Crayons And New Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"I Say A Little Prayer For You"

Original Performer:

My Best Friend's Wedding Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Some Crayons And New Shoes"

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The Lyrics

Back to school shopping at Walmart.....
We go to Walmart
And I ride in the shopping cart
I need some crayons and new shoes..
We got to the aisle
And my mother starts to smile
Choose any son its up to you...

The pink and the purple and spider man shoes
I dont wanna choose
The green soles the black soles,matching laces too
Oh I just cant choose...
Oh Mommy they all are so COOL!...

I finally choose the lightups
With green and blue, sparkly pups
Now crayons I am coming for you...

Mom picks the pack of twenty-four
I make a big fuss fuss on the floor
This wont be enough to do....

My artwork on walls and sometimes paper too
24 just wont do.....For drawing on my body and even on you
How bout a hundred and two...
Just not twenty for or ill sue....

Please Mommy relieve me(relieve me..)
For my needs are simple.....and few
I need crayons and shoes...(please i need them for school..)
To the check out soon.......(Im gettign tired too...)
To the check soon.......

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