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Song Parodies -> "Be Wizards"

Original Song Title:

"Be A Man"

Original Performer:

Mulan Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Be Wizards"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

During Harry Potter's 4th year in Hogwarts...
Let's get down to bussiness
To fight Dark Wizards
When I ask for warriors
You must work so hard
You are the slowest kids I ever met
Bet you can rest before we're through
Mister, I'll make wizards out of you

Vigil as a lion
With courage within
Once you find your wisdom
Just be sure you win

But you're a mindless kids
and pathetic lot
How can I give you a clue?
Somehow I'll make wizards out of you

I'll never be able to catch my spell...
Sayonara to those who knew me!
Boy, why did I learn flying brooms instead of gym?
This bloke really scared us to death...
Hope his eye didn't see right through me.
Now I really wish I knew how to swim!

All: (chorus)
Be Wizards! We must be swift as a running cheetah
Be Wizards! With all the mind of a cunning raccoon
Be Wizards! With all the strength of a raging dragon
Mysterious as the white light of the moon

Time is flying towards us
Till Death Eaters arrive
Learn my every lesson
So you can survive

You're unprepared for the wrath of war
So pack up, go home, class through
How can make wizards out of you?

(chorus 2x)

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Brady Twins - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Talk about musical magic!
Philip!!! - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Your song is weird! I don't really like it!!! sorry!!!

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