-> "Bingo Night"
Original Song Title:
"Ars Moriendi"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bingo Night"
The Lyrics
(Cough!)
Bingo-ohhh, bingo-ohhh
Seniors wait in church basements
Place cash wads for the top win
"N-12, whazzit?"
(Booyah, ya schmo...woo-woo!)
We share news and all our recipes
He who steals cards from our benches
Cannot play pennies
YEAHHHHH!!! (Achoo!...woo-woo, yeah!)
Uck-fay oo-yay, erk-jay!
Uck-fay oo-yay, erk-jay!
Hah!---yahoo!--blah, blah, blah!
I shall win again!
My tchockes, tchockes will be bring me good luck and I do not, do not wish you the same at all, so nuts to yoouuu....
(Whoot!)
Bingo, I'm The Mensch!
You heartless bastard, you no good bastard, bastard I cannot believe you won again, oh well it's good for youuuu...
It's all on me! Oh vey!
All the players groaning as they call the numbers played! (Achoo!)
Wheeeee......play play let's play
Wheeeee.....play play let's play
Huh, we stay, yup! and play, yup! all day, yup!
We stay, yup! and play, yup! all day, yup!
The winner's me! Oh YAY!
All you crones can eat me as I take the money plate! (Achoo!)
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