Song Parodies -> Linda's Love Letter To Sean
| Original Song Title: | "Sweet Charity" |
| Original Performer: | Mr. Bungle |
| Parody Song Title: | "Linda's Love Letter To Sean" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
The following is a work of fiction and satire.
Oh me
The polling has opened
Bush reign is over
So let’s start the debate
On FOX
You’re fair and balanced
The bias nuanced
In your conservative mindset
And they say
You’ll help us Let Freedom Ring
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Sean-nana!—ahhh!)
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Sean-nana!—ahhh!)
(Ahhh! Yada, yada, yada!)
You keep us goin’
‘Cause Ollie is old
Keep on punditing, kibbitzing…
Looking just for laughs
At Hannidates
All, so far, nice
Fighting hard on commie liberal slime
Those greedy guys
Telephone Al Franken-farts
His vision’s blind
Yes, you are white, you’re voice divine
Soon all the bums and Lesbos will sing! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Ahhh! Yada, yada, yada!)
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Ahhh! Yada, yada, yada!)
Sadly, the show still opens
With Alan Colmes
Sean Hannity!
Sadly, the Clintons are hopeless
The nasty gnomes
Sean Hannity!
Sadly, Obama’s no contest
A twilight zone
Sean Hannity!
Come take me!!!...Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!!
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Sean-nana!—ahhh!) (Ahhh! Yada, yada, yada!) (etc. fadeout)
The polling has opened
Bush reign is over
So let’s start the debate
On FOX
You’re fair and balanced
The bias nuanced
In your conservative mindset
And they say
You’ll help us Let Freedom Ring
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Sean-nana!—ahhh!)
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Sean-nana!—ahhh!)
(Ahhh! Yada, yada, yada!)
You keep us goin’
‘Cause Ollie is old
Keep on punditing, kibbitzing…
Looking just for laughs
At Hannidates
All, so far, nice
Fighting hard on commie liberal slime
Those greedy guys
Telephone Al Franken-farts
His vision’s blind
Yes, you are white, you’re voice divine
Soon all the bums and Lesbos will sing! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Ahhh! Yada, yada, yada!)
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Ahhh! Yada, yada, yada!)
Sadly, the show still opens
With Alan Colmes
Sean Hannity!
Sadly, the Clintons are hopeless
The nasty gnomes
Sean Hannity!
Sadly, Obama’s no contest
A twilight zone
Sean Hannity!
Come take me!!!...Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!!
Sean Hannity! (Oh Papa!—ahhh!) (Oh gaga!---ahhh!) (Sean-nana!—ahhh!) (Ahhh! Yada, yada, yada!) (etc. fadeout)
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.
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Not really into political parodies, but that doesn't mean I'm going to just scoff off one of my fellow contestant-mates, because of a lack of knowledge, and enjoyment of the original topic. Great job on sticking it to the people Agrimorfee.
Hannity is a self-loathing Catholic drunk. He's also a complete ahole, fairly unbalanced.
Please don't Hannitize him, Sir John; he's just another CatoLicker, like o'Reilly, yeah both unBalanced, they be Cabo-Wabo gents!
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