-> "Quest From The Shire"
Original Song Title:
"My Ass Is On Fire"
Parody Song Title:
"Quest From The Shire"
The Lyrics
(Roar of a Dragon)
[Frodo]
Biblo’s tense
Fled this place
Now I’m screwed
[Bilbo very quickly handing the ring off to Frodo]
(Well, Thank you!)
You said, “Here
Take my ring
To Mordor
And then fling!”
Gandalf sang your song
(DAMN HOBBIT!)
‘Bout this crap you gave me!
That was so lowbrow!
Come on Sammy
Let’s leave from the Shire!
Fighting those Ringwraiths that Sauron had hired!
[Gandalf]
“The One Ring rules over the rest of the rings”
"Yes, All of them"
[Frodo]
Rivendell
The Elf Race
They set our fate
Nine are great
[Sounds of swords clashing together]
[Sam mumbling]
Walk
All we do is just walk
Will we fight or just walk?
Killed a cavern monster beast
Killed some orcs while we’re walking!
Gandalf fell and fought a creep!
[Frodo tries on the ring again and starts mumbling randomly]
[Frodo]
I am in its control!
I am in its control!
I am in its control!
It’s hurting!!!!!!
[Sounds of Battle (Filling up the entire 2nd book)]
We get bloody
On quests from the Shire!
Giant elephants this war requires!
[Sound of one of the giant elephants!]
[Gollum]
Mine!
Mine!
My Precious!
(Repeat a whole hell of a lot of times, while Sam chokes him)
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[Frodo talks to Gollum]
“Excuse me. I am lost. Where’s Mordor?”
[Gollum]
(Mumbles something)
[Sam]
“What did he just say to you Master Frodo?”
[Frodo]
“I have no clue Sam, Let’s go”
[Sam]
“So you see Master Frodo, Gollum’s bringing us the whole wrong way!
He’s totally incompetent, and he talks to himself about us “Stoopid Hobbits”, the guy is insane!”
[Frodo]
“Well, That’s very interesting.
I never thought that about Gollum till you mentioned it.”
[Sam]
“Let’s leave him and go our own dang way Mr. Frodo.
A map can do 100% better job than that nutcase!”
[Frodo]
“I bet it would. Our own way could get us lost, in fact I think we’re already lost”
[Sam]
“Oh Mr. Frodo. I thought you trusted that imbecile, but he just wanted to have that ring.”
[Frodo]
“Later Gollum! We shall see you later!
Right now I want to keep walking towards all of those... volcanoes”
(Roar of Fire)
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