-> "Mr. Rice Guy"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Nice Guy"
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Rice Guy"
(Only ate one plate?)
There's nothing that I wouldn't cook for you
Cause I'm multi-trained, like lemonade?
Have an iced tea, yeah...
Bake a couple o' pies, order of fries
Wonton soup, a wok, or a stir fry
The main course, is a deep fried egg foo yung
You can go for the buffet and I
SURE RECCOMEND THE CHOW MEIN
Grab a plate and some grub,
Like rice? Then shower it with
Golden sweet-and-sour sauce
Hungrily you suck it down like a pig
There's a toilet in the bathroom
In the FIRST-RIGHT-HAND-DOOR-DOWN-THE hall...
Sweet and sour... Chicken balls
Like chow and mein
The Chinese food's my best friend
I think I need a... TAKE-HOME-CON-TAIN-ER
If you wanted some tea, fresh brewed and green
That goes well with pork
Would you cook for me
And make me wasabi?
You like some rice?
Then you'll want chicken too
You're so hungry
Hand over the Soya sauce
And when you're done you get a nice fortune
Says "It's a buffet, you must eat all that you can eat", yeah!
Choppy-sticks are the cutlery so
You don't eat cuisine except my green beans
I'm the one, you want, wonton, you get
STILL CLUCKING FRESH FUCKING SOUP
I'm the master I'm the great
I'm a culinary artist
You eat my food, you shit
Then eat my food and shit
An infinite cycle
All that you can eat is all
Lemon sauce... Soya sauce!
(Burping sound) Yeah.....ooooh.... yeah.... noooooooo!
Like Chin and Chang
The deep fried chicken's FUCKIN INSANE
It's all this... grub EAT grub EAT grub
If I pour you more tea, you'll have to pee
So stand up lady
The man inside the kitchen
Ain't no nice guy at all!
I am the master, who's in the kitchen
I love making lots of... DEEP-FRIED-CHICK-EN!
Wok is my technique
And stir-fry's my name
Forget about just leavin', baby!
Because... I'm not... Done cookin'! Lets begin...
Only ate one plate?
The ritual... I'm gonna make everything
Instinctual... cause you need the whole buffet!
You like.. SOME RICE?
Then, you'll want chicken too....
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