Hold on little girl
Tell me what they've done to you
Turn off TV, girl
Pokemon cartoons are that bad
When it's on, I spew
The show will twist the brain of you
So wake up babies, wake up children
Let me be the one to show you

I'm the one who loathes that Pikachu
Deep inside I loathe those game cards too
Hated the whole line of products too
Just to hear you say "ewww, Pikachu"

Build up intelligence
Go outside and play with friends
Wake up, who cares about
Kids obsessed with toys too much
I've seen the Charlie Brown
Those cartoons didn't make me frown
But some of these new ones like Pokemon
Are so lame they are a joke, mon

I'm the one who loathes that Pikachu
Deep inside I loathe those game cards too
Hated the whole line of products too
Just to hear you say "ewww, Pikachu"

Why be a drone when you can think for yourself, baby
You can make your life worthwhile
Ditch Pokemon, you'll start to smile

When it's on, I spew
The show will twist the brain of you
So wake up babies, wake up children
Let me be the one to show you

I'm the one who loathes that Pikachu
Deep inside I loathe those game cards too
Hated the whole line of products too
Just to hear you say "ewww, Pikachu"
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