L@L - L@L - Its caused my demise! x 4
Oh No x 4

Which ever profile, they make us pay
Some ad pop up - in my way
My mouse is achinŐ - my eyes are tired
My mails bunged up - yŐknow my guest books fried

And then "uked." comes from his tomb
Links flop - Pop Ups Drop - Zoom Zoom Zoom!
Vision of Love? Half-penny shove!
I feel imprisoned like that poor White Dove
because...

(chorus)
Lycos - a Site where Rats fly
And as well as that
Have you tried Lycos chat?
You might not arrive!

So radical? It takes the mick
He never replies - heŐs such a brick (polite eh? lol)
When "uked." - comes into sight
I dont know why his pen is screwed so tight

Needs energy! Talk to a sock
No way for me - its him I block!
Dont need no wings, to make me fly
I just need to be free baby, from loves demise
because....

(chorus)
Lycos - a Site for Clamped Thighs
And as well as that
Have you seen my mouse mat?
Its coming alive!

Lycos - a site for Damp Flies
And as well as that
have you tried Lycos chat?
You might not arrive!

L@L - L@L Its caused loves demise! x 4

Disguises maybe x 4

Lycos - a site for Square Eyes
And as well as that
have you laughed yet or spat?
Dead or Alive!?

L@L - L@L - Its caused my demise! x 8