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Song Parodies -> "Corny"

Original Song Title:

"Horny"

Original Performer:

Mousse T vs Hot 'n' Juicy

Parody Song Title:

"Corny"

Parody Written by:

Haz

The Lyrics

I'm corny all night long x7

V1
You find me corny in the morning and I'm on the go
I try to call you and some others but they all say no
I tried to get it through the Internet but all
rejected
I wrote to every lonely hearts all up and down the
coast
I've been single for so long, that I have to sing this
song
To make me feel like I'm real, and not a total loser
And now its almost noon, the old ladies will be here
soon
My mouth is grinning so I'm bringing these roses for
you

CHORUS
I'm corny
Corny, corny, corny
So corny
I'm corny, corny, corny
I'm corny
Corny, corny, corny
So corny
I'm corny, corny, corny tonight


V2
I searched from town to town and got told that I was a
raving loon
For serenading my young lady by the light of the moon
Of all the lines I know not one has got an answer
'cept 'no'
But I'm a man with money who buys flowers... and
chocolates too
I will keep trying it on
This method's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing a ballad for you

Chorus

I've been single for so long, that I have to sing this
song
To make me feel like I'm real, and not a total loser
And now its almost noon, the old ladies will be here
soon
My mouth is grinning so I'm bringing these roses for
you

Chorus

Corny, corny
Corny, corny, corny
Corny, corny
Corny, corny, corny
Corny, corny
Corny, corny, corny
Corny, corny
Corny, corny, corny
Corny, corny
Corny, corny, corny

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