Chocolate Log
My pants slung low
Shlong covered in dirt,
Time and time of being told
Ive been creamed since birth
When I was just a young boy
Had to take a little cream
Now that I'm much older
Please wipe your shit on me

Yank it and shake it
Reach down spray it
You just got to (eat)

Whipped Cream, all round,
Ooooh lick it out,
You just gotta spray, (hey)
Spanked Cream, all round,
Ooooh squirt it out,
You, just gotta spraaay!! (spankme)

Edgar said
Tits are red
Use a lotta lube, Show a little
A little pain
Cream flying out your tube (yeah)

When Edgar was a young man
His home was a sex shop
Azza tried to be so perfect
Now he wears kinky tops yeah

Yank it and shake it
Reach down spray it
You just got to (eat)

Whipped Cream, all round,
Ooooh lick it out,
You just gotta spray, (hey)
Spanked Cream, all round,
Ooooh squirt it out,
You, just gotta spraaay!! (spankme)

Hey joe, get out of my pants
I deal with my angina using herbal plants
With your screwed-round, anti-human boobs
Deal with the pressures by playing with lube.
If you wanna live life with your own sperms
You gotta be willing to shag and learn...

Whipped Cream, all round,
Ooooh lick it out,
You just gotta spray, (hey)
Spanked Cream, all round,
Ooooh squirt it out,
You, just gotta spraaay!! (spankme)