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Song Parodies -> "John Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"The Boy Racer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Morrissey

Parody Song Title:

"John Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Shiek Of The Mutilated

The Lyrics

Another election mocking parody from al-Qaeda, who hope Kerry wins in November so that he'll let his terrorist friends ovetake America. (Their opinion, not mine.)
He's got too much money and
He's got too many daughters
He's flaming, that's all

Have you seen the debates, though, oh?
Have you seen him debate, though, oh?
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in

He has too many daughters
Wife runs a ketchup empire
Massachutsetts thinks he's the second coming of Christ

Have you seen the debates, though, oh?
Have you seen him debate, though, oh?
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in

He thinks he has the whole Right in his hands
Smells like a urinal
He thinks he has the whole Right in his hands
The Left will...vote for him.

Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh ....

John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in

He's just too indecisive
He's just too indecisive
He's just too indecisive, and...
And, and...
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in

[Kerry playing noisy guitar solo at the end.]

Scary, too!

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Michael Pacholek - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The terrorists are scared out of their minds that Kerry will win. You'll notice they didn't try a 9/11 when the intelligent man was in the White House. They know Bush let Osama bin Forgotten get away. They want Bush to win.
Victor Cary - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so I didn't vote, but as Michael said, Al quaeda WANTS Bush to win, not Kerry.
Shiek Of The Mutilated - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I doubt that. All Kerry will do is talk tough, then systematically pull the troops out of Iraq. Finally, send of few al-Qaeda operatives to jail and pretend we're fighting terrorism. If al-Qaeda is afraid of Kerry, then the media hasn't done a good job in reporting that.
Inferno714 - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally someone is making fun of John Kerry!

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