-> "Always Look on the Brown Side of Life"
Original Song Title:
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Always Look on the Brown Side of Life"
Parody Written by:
Loo Roll
The Lyrics
Some things in smell bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just stay in your pants and get worse
When you're chewing on life's beans
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things pop out for the best...
And...
...always look on the brown side
of life...
(Whistle)
Always look on the brown side
of life...
(Whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something coming from your bottom
And that's to toot and smile and let your bum sing
When you're feeling in need of a dump
Don't be silly chumps
Just sit down, push and whistle
- habaneros that's the sting.
And...always look on the brown
side of life...
(Whistle)
Come on.
Always look on the brown side
of life...
(Whistle)
The eighties were quite absurd
When you look back and remember when dog poo was white
You must always face the terrible fright
when you remember when dog poo was white
Forget about your sin - give the
give your dog a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance
anyhow bow wow wow
So always look on the brown side
of death...
(Whistle)
a-Just before you do your terminal poo
(Whistle)
Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
Life's a laugh and poo's a joke, it's true
You'll see its all the bowl, keep 'em poppin' as you go
Just remember that the last stench is on you
And...
Always look on the brown side
of life...
(Whistle)
Always look on the brown side
of life...
C'mon loo queue, cheer up
Always look on the brown side
of life...
Always look on the brown side
of life...
Worse things happen at sea you know.
I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you gotta go poopin'
- you're going back to flushing.
What have you lost? Nothing.
Always look on the brown side
(pooooot) of life...
what have you got to lose?
You can feel the turtle's nose
- you're going back to flushing.
What have you lost?
Always (poooot.) look on the brown side of life...
Nothing will come from pushing ya know what they say?
Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give it a push!
There ya go, see!
Always look on the brown side of life...
(Cheer up ya old bugga dog poo was white in your time)
There ya go.......plop!
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