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Song Parodies -> "Spaff"

Original Song Title:

"Spam"

Original Performer:

Monty Python

Parody Song Title:

"Spaff"

Parody Written by:

Spoof-Man

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to the wonderful "Spaff" in the style opf Monty Python's song "Spam"
Spoken: (William Shatner standing in front of a big red carton)
"Today the lovely all male Spaff tribute band has came up with another classic parody about
M. Spaff Sumsion witch on his web site (www.Spaff.com )
and AMiRIGHT an all parody site witch is (www.amiright.com)
is simply known as
"Spaff". For the occasion we got protection for the great comedy team Monty Python
to do a parody of there classic song "Spam" and turn into "Spaff"
(carton rises to see the "Spaff Tribute Band" as Shatner goes off stage yelling)

"NOW WITH OUT FURTHER A-DO HERE IS THE ALL MALE SPAFF TRIBUTE BAND SINGING SPAFF PARODY ON MONTY PYTHON'S

SP-A-A-A-M"


(The "All Male-Spaff Tribute Band" starts to sing in the style of Monty Python's Spam)

"Lovely spaff, wonderful spa-a-ff,
Lovely spaff, wonderful S- Spaff,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ff,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ff,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-FF,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-FF,
LOVELY SPAFF, LOVELY SPAFF,
LOVELY SPAFF, LOVELY SPAFF,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-A-FF...
SPA-A-FF, SPA-AM, SPA-A-FF,

(Yelling this last line)
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
-A-A-A-
-A-A-A-A-A-FF"!!!!!!!!!
(Music ends with a bag and the band gets a standing ovation)
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??? - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
As much as we all love Spaff, what is the point of this? I've read much better tributes than this: in fact, EVERY tribute I have EVER read is better than this. Rubbish (sorry, Spaff)
Spaff.com - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
"Standing ovation," indeed. I love this and look forward to having it recorded so that I can play it incessantly.

To "???": I don't recall seeing your screen name before, so I don't know how you can claim to have read ANY tributes EVER, or to know what "we all" love or don't love.
Spoof-Man - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hay, Spaff Glad to know you liked the song.....Sorry for keeping the word spam in there!!! Oh, well It was good non the less....as for the recording I'll have to get back to you on that...but something will get done!! thanks for the feedback Sincerly your Spafftastic fan Spoof-Man
TJC - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Spoof- good job here and I echo your sentiments...Spaff's spoofs go for the kill every time, but mine...well, they're only flesh wounds, just paper cuts, really...
??? - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Not my screen name, Spaff, just my reaction to this. I'm wondering if you would be so effusive with your praise if this parody wasn't about you. Somehow, I doubt it. Mr Spoof-Man is a substandard writer who has blatantly posted other people's parodies under his own name, and is now trying to win friends with sycophantic tripe. I'm surprised you've been so easily taken in by such blatant ego massaging. I'm through.
??? - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I checked out Spoof-man's author page, Spaff, and noticed that you haven't left ANY comments on any of his parodies. Considering you're such a big fan, this is obviously just an oversight, which I'm sure you'll remedy immediately.
Spoof-Man - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
To "???" Spaff dis agrees with your statment and I will too, and if you want to contact Spaff you probuly should go post on on of his parodys, not mine......and so what if Spaff hasn't responded to any other pices of my work ! he's ovisly seen it and this was the best for him and that's why he posted here insted of the others!! I'm really tuched that he responded, I'm not the best but I love what I do, I can't belive you say I have "such blatant ego massaging" sence you don't even know me, And like Spaff, with you not giving out any more info he could only supose that ??? was your sreen name, I ovisly can't call you by any other name at this piont, plus if it's it not your screen name we type ??? as your name 2 more times?!! Alsso I want to give a big shot out to TJC and say thanks for the wonderful feed back!!
Spaff.com - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Spoof-Man: If it's true that you've posted others' parodies under your own name, then you need to have Chucky remove them. Since you like my stuff, you must be a very intelligent person, and intelligent people know that plagiarism is wrong wrong wrong.

"???": You needn't feign surprise; I'm *always* easily taken in by blatant ego massaging. Duh. If someone writes a tribute to me, I'm going to love it and I'm going to say kind things to the author. If someone were to write a tribute to you, I would hope that you'd react the same way, but maybe you wouldn't; maybe you'd just be bitchy about it and call it sycophantic tripe.
Spoof-Man - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
maby, baby not.... but I think if someone was to wright a tribute to me, in witch I bet they wouldn't for my parodies are not all that I would be flaterd and yes by-all-means givive them respect for they gave me respect, not saying if they didn't wright a tribute to me I would be mean I would still be nice, but not be as flaterd but might love there idea just the sme!
Red Ant - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
If anything, the original song is probably limited. I don't know it, but I'm guessing they repeat "Spam" a zillion times. If so, what the hell can you really do with that? Spoof-man did what he could with it, and it's pretty decent, too. It's kind of like judging a "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" parody; how funny can 13 seperate words be? I see the effort here.

And yes, Spoof-man has posted plagiaries, one of which I reported for deletion (Sorry Spoof-man, plagiarism is not cool).

Anways, keep writing (your own stuff) and keep commenting.
Spoof-Man - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Your right, Spaff and Red Ant, I'm smarter then puting other pepoles work on the site! My own stuff will just have to do!! No hard fellings Red Ant I can't blame you for what you and Chucky had to do!! Spaff- If you really wont this recorded, you must knoiw the truth........ I'm not the best singer in the world! Plus I really don't hyave a web-site to summet it from, like My Space Soundclick, and the best I can think of besides MySpace Spaff.com...so there is really is know prefetional way I can thinki of to recored and send it in to AMiRIGHT.... But if you love it so much to agre with the "Standing ovation" then by all means put it on your web-site and let your bud Lund recorded it..... he's allways good for a cuple of LOLs Any way is fine with me cuse it's really up to you...eather way I'm just flaterd that you liked the song well enugh to want me to recorded it!! sincerly your Spaff-tastic fan Spoof-Man

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