The work day's through, he drives right to the G-Days parking lot
He asks, "Hey chap, what'cha got on tap?" when he claims his favorite spot.
When he orders up a growler, the reception's always warm.
The crowd starts growing around him, cause Johnny won't leave the bar

You want Rolling Rocks, grab yourself a seat.
You can't go home when the beer's dirt cheap
He's gonna drink and dine, and he'll whine if you serve him Coors
Johnny won't leave the bar

He called, "Hey Sponge, come and take the plunge, and watch some Busch Series!
We'll grab some drinks and some Glory Wings and we'll play some Golden Tee.
He knows hit the backspin, when he hits a shot too long
The seats are filling around him, cause Johnny won't leave the bar.

You want Rolling Rocks, grab yourself a seat.
You can't go home when the beer's dirt cheap
He's gonna drink and dine, and he'll whine if you serve him Coors
Johnny won't leave the bar

One day his wife came home with beer and cheese
She just wanted to relax when she heard the phone beep
She got a message: Better get back into the car
Cause Johnny won't leave the bar.

You want Rolling Rocks, grab yourself a seat.
You can't go home when the beer's dirt cheap
He's gonna drink and dine, and he'll whine if you serve him Coors
Johnny won't leave the bar

He's gonna drink and dine, and he'll whine if you serve him Coors
Johnny won't leave the bar.