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Song Parodies -> "This Is How We Do It (Nursery School Rhyme)"

Original Song Title:

"This Is How We Do It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Montell Jordan

Parody Song Title:

"This Is How We Do It (Nursery School Rhyme)"

Parody Written by:

Shawanda D.

The Lyrics

This is something I came up with a while ago when I was surrounded by a few babies at my church. It's kind of silly but I hope you guys like it.
This is how we do it
(This is how we do it)
La la la la la la la
La la lo lo lo lo oh
(This is how we do it)
La la la la oh

This is how we do it, it's now playtime
At my nursery school
The party's here near the toy bin
So I search for a Lego, go to pick it up
Toni's in the corner playing with a pick-up truck
Timothy's chewing paper
Rachel's in the 'pen saying, "Change my diaper!"
It feels so good at my school, alright
Everybodys eating cookies and drinking all the milk
tryin' to ready for what we call nap time.
You gotta get your eat on, before the school day ends
So tip up your cup and throw your pacifiers up
And drool on yourself all day.

I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because (This is how we do it)
The nursery does it like nobody does (This is how we do it)
To all my babies you got much flava (This is how we do it)
Let's get a mat, 'cause it's time for a nap (This is how we do it)

This is how we do it, all bottles in the air
And wave them from here to there
If you're a little baby mack or a toddler who's a playa
You see the crib's been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case G
But now I'm a toddler see, the babies see I got the toys
Fisher Price toys y'all.

If you were from where I'm from then you would know
That I gotta get mine in a Tonka truck
You can get yours in a big wheel
Whatever it is, that gets in my way
I'll tip up my cup, throw my pacifier up
And drool on myself all day.

I'm kinda buzzed, it's all because (This is how we do it)
Ooh the nursery does it like nobody does (This is how we do it)
To all the babies you got much flava (This is how we do it)
Let's get a mat, 'cause it's time for a nap (This is how we do it)
I'm kinda buzzed, it's all because (This is how we do it)
The nursery does it like nobody does, nobody does (This is how we do it)
DKNY, Gymboree, (This is how we do it) on all my babies
I'll never come wack on a craddle track (This is how we do it)
Check it out!

Once upon a time in '94
I was just a little tyke and life sure was slow
All they said was 2'8" she stood
And people thought the gurgles that she made was good
There lived a newborn and Paul was his name
I met him at my nursery, this is what he said
You and me babe are gonna make a splash
Soil a million diapers and we'll make in a dash

Oh I'm buzzing because (This is how we do it)
The Nursery does it like nobody does (This is how we do it)
To all my babies you got much flava (This is how we do it)
I'll never come wack on a craddle track (This is how we do it)
I'm kinda buzzed, it's all because (This is how we do it)
The nursery does it like nobody does, nobody does (This is how we do it)
Oh it's Barney time (This is how we do it)
Straight up comin' Tiny Tykes stlye [This is how we do it]
Baby Gs've got the flava, yeah (This is how we do it)
My nursery does it like nobody does, nobody does (This is how we do it)
Come on now, Elmo, you know what it (This is how we do it)
This is how we do it (This is how we do it) baby

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Suzie Cream Cheese - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was pretty good!
Johhny Badnote - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Ditto on the above comment.
Mr X - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Me like it too! (Oh sorry, just a little nursery school humor.)
Lee Rasiel - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw Come On Shawanda Grow Up You're Not 3 years old Make Parodies About Mature Topics or Stuff That I like such as Disney, rock and roll, or jokes, or Muppets or classic Sesame Street

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