-> "Poor Poppa Smurf's has B@!!$ so Blue"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Melt With You"
Parody Song Title:
"Poor Poppa Smurf's has B@!!$ so Blue"
The Lyrics
Acting awkward pressing on Smurfette
Making love to her would prob'ly be incest
I saw the smirk flashing all around his face
Never really showing he was always sex and lace
Poor Pappa Smurf has balls so blue
He's seems indifferent but he's feeling horny all the time
There's nothing Brainy Smurf can do
Poor Pappa Smurf has balls so blue
(He should go get her)
Dreams of smurfy wives the kind which always mate
(You should see why)
Stuck with the shame of his masturbating ways
(He should know better)
He wants to propagate to save his Smurfy race
(You should see why)
That's why he's now augmenting a race where mom's gone bye
(Poor Pappa Smurf) Poor Pappa Smurf has balls so blue
(Poor Pappa Smurf) He seems indifferent but he's feeling horny all the time
(Poor Pappa Smurf) There's nothing Brainy Smurf can do
(Poor Pappa Smurf) Poor Pappa Smurf has balls so blue
Libido overdrive
(repeat chorus)
hmmm hmmm hmmm
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Poor Pappa Smurf has balls so blue (Poor Pappa Smurf)
He seems indifferent but he's feeling horny all the time (Poor Pappa Smurf)
There's nothing Brainy Smurf can do (Poor Papppa Smur)
Poor Pappa Smurf has balls so blue (Poor Pappa Smurf)
Poor Pappa Smurf has balls so blue (Poor Pappa Smurf)
Poor Pappa Smurf has balls so blue (Poor Pappa Smurf)
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