That heiress Paris Hilton
She was headin for a fall
Just cos Daddy had hotel chains
She thought she was above the law
When she was caught one more time
Roaring drunk behind the wheel
Her fame it couldn’t save her
It was no grounds for appeal
And the judge said girl you know I’m
Gonna throw your ass in jail

Naomi really lost it
When she chucked her mobile phone
At her personal assistant
For the 4th time in a row
They said she had a problem
with poor anger management
She said she didn’t mean it
it was just an accident
but the judge could not believe it
it was such a shit defence


Silly cow
They made it clear
If you can’t listen
You’ll end up in here
It’s too late
To deny
Just admit your felony
And don’t cry


When Divine Brown was arrested
For servicing Hugh Grant
His savoir faire was sorely tested
When he was caught without his pants
But the Leno show it saved him
Such magnificent PR
He did the floppy hair posh Brit thing
He said you know how weak men are
But Liz had had enough of that silly grin
And she said you’ve gone too far


You did it now
You’re out of here
You’re such a twit
when you start hitting the beer
It’s too late
To deny
Just admit your felony
Say bye bye


George Michael was out cruisin
Lookin for action one fine day
he found some pretty soon in
a cottage in LA
but it turned out that his lover
much to his dismay
was a cop going undercover
a honey trap for gays
but he just laughed and wrote a song about
his LAPD play



He sang it loud
He sang it clear
He said listen up well
and you’ll hear
It’s too late
To deny
My sexuality
It’s what I am