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Song Parodies -> "All the Facial Creams"

Original Song Title:

"All You Wanted"

Original Performer:

Michelle Branche

Parody Song Title:

"All the Facial Creams"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I hated like, you!
I hated everything
So I tried not to be like you
And I got swept away by some car

I didn't know that i was so old
And i needed someone
to show me the way
how to look younger
That when the tide comes
I'd take you away

If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So ugly out outside
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares, not me!

I'm sinking slowly
So hurry hold me
uckkk! SPLAT! ewww! SQUISHY!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.2
Overall Rating: 1.1

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   23
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   0

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lebeiw15 - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't get it. It's Michelle Branch, not Branche. She's not French or something. Next time try changing some of the words.
bubblegum_superstar - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
umm...i sort of dont get it...the words are nearly all the same, you just added "splat" or something
lillijana - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
it would be nice if you could learn to spell her name correctly, and maybe write a decent parody next time? no reference to facial creams either.
yvo - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
some of the original lyrics dont belong in your parody...first time i gave a low rating. michelle BRANCH
Stix - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Erm...anyone else think this is the same song only in the negative? And I'm sorry but I really don't find it that funny...
blabla - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
this is not good at all ! im sry but i think u need to give a different song a try and do a better job , u used likeall the same words and it didnt make much sense , also pick a band or a person that u know how to spell the names of !
i don't have a name - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
That's right, there's no e at the end of her name. And this came out in the 2000s. Can I vote triple ones too?
i don't have a name - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
One more thing: this is not a complete work; all the more reason to vote low.
Below Average Dave - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I have to ask, did you listen to the song before parodying it? This clearly is a quick job parody, it doesn't pace. . .I won't say anything about her name because we all make mistakes like that, but I really think you should take more time on your work.

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