Intro:

(Scene: Drake and Josh's room)

Drake: You know I have a lot of talents.

Josh: He's got a lot of talents. Singing is one of his talents.

Drake: Unfortunately singing isn't one of Josh's talents.

Josh: It's not that i'm bad at singing it's just...i'm not that good.

Drake: He's terrible at singing. (Laugh track)

Josh: So I thought i could practice a song with Drake to you know- get better.

Drake: Now he's going to practice a song with me so that he can get better at it. I chose the song.

Josh: He chose the song.

Drake: Black Or White by Michael Jackson. We're going to sing a parody of it but it's going to be a duet.

Josh: It's going to be a duet. And we're going to tell you a little more about us when we sing it.


Drake:
Hey there baby
My name is Drake.
I play guitar and party all day
I have a brother although we're not the same.

I'm the cool one and Josh here is totallly lame (Josh: Hey!)
And i get the girls and popularity
While Josh always lacks the luck.

Together:
But,
Even though we're always fighting
It's just because you're brothers
Because on Nick we're always know as
Drake and Josh.

Josh:
Drake's into rock music and girls.
And magic tricks rule my own world.
And i'm a really smart one
My amazing science skills are the best second to none.

And we're truly quite entertaining
And we're on Nick we play quite well.
And we're played by
Josh Peck and Drake Bell.

Together:
But,
Even though we're always fighting
It's just because you're brothers
Because on Nick we're always know as
Drake and Josh.


Drake:
We're brothers you know.
On the Drake and Josh nick show.
If you want some laughs
Tune into our mishaps.
Because i've got good looks
And Josh can hit the books.
We're brothers you see.
We're very popular
And i always get
The Girl because
that's how it goes.

(Josh rap performance)
We're brothers- that's two and one.
Because two is always better than none.
We're always fighting
Avoiding our sister Megan.
That's us. Drake and Josh.
On a Nick show.
That has 4 seasons.
But we're about to end.
Because Mirando Cosgrove
Has just started on Icarly.
So stand back and enjoy.
Our last hurrah.
We're the bros.
On Drake and Josh
Because we rule
On the tv screen
So tune in.
Tune in to our show.
Or else we might get cancelled.

Drake:
Oh Josh i kind of agree with you.
But i'm kind of distracted by that girl who looks so fine.

Together:
But,
Even though we're always fighting
It's just because you're brothers
Because on Nick we're always know as
Drake and Josh.

We said if
Even though we're always fighting
It's just because you're brothers
Because on Nick we're always known as
Drake and Josh.

But,
Even though we're always fighting
It's just because you're brothers
Because on Nick we're always known as
Drake and Josh.

Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now
Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now

(Morphing sequence of Drake turning into Josh and vice versa)

Josh:
He's Drake, I'm Josh.
Its tough for us
To get along.
He's Drake , I'm Josh, whoo

Drake:
I'm Drake, He's Josh.
Its tough for us
To get along
I'm Drake , He's Josh, whoo