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Song Parodies -> "Tea"

Original Song Title:

"Scream"

Original Performer:

Michael and Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Tea"

Parody Written by:

Robert & Roisin McCann

The Lyrics

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Tired of my breakfast
Tired of my beans
The eggs are disgusting
I'm bursting my seams
Loadsa hash browns
I'm gonna throw up
As jacked as it sounds
The whole breakfast sucks

Peek in the kitchen
Come into the heat
I think it's nice
I can't prove ya right
I'm sellin' out loads
They say it's all right
I've got to make coffee
and I gotta work all night

With such greasy rubbish
Don't it make you wanna puke?

You try to cope with every egg they cook for you

Somebody please have my bacon
cause I just cant take it
Got breakfast in me
You got breakfast in me
Got breakfast in me
Make me want some tea
Got breakfast in me
You got breakfast in me
Got breakfast in me
Make me want some tea

Tired of you fryin' the eggs your way
It's causin' sickness
You think it's okay

You keep barfin' this way
When I keep cookin' for dosh
I can't cook much longer
I think I might go and wash

Somebody please have my bacon
cause I just cant take it
Got breakfast in me
You got breakfast in me
Got breakfast in me
Make me want some tea
Got breakfast in me
You got breakfast in me
Got breakfast in me
Make me want some tea

I can't beleve what you ate yesterday
As I did all the washing
All the dishes covered in barf
All the rubbish

All the rubbish

Somebody please have my bacon
cause I just cant take it
Got breakfast in me
You got breakfast in me
Got breakfast in me
Make me want some tea
Got breakfast in me
You got breakfast in me
Got breakfast in me
Make me want some tea

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Larry Hensley - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm sick of breakfast stuff. 5's
Dominic L. - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
4's... Check out my Abbey Road parody about food.
Yet Another Dutchman - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Mm-hmm, that was another delicious food parody. There is something I'm curious about: since the original song was a duet, did you split the parts of Michael and Janet between the two of you when you wrote this?
Logan the Amazing - October 29, 2017 - Report this comment
This is so amazing!!!

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