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Song Parodies -> "(Hate That) Bitch"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meredith Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"(Hate That) Bitch"

Parody Written by:

The Dixie Squirrels

The Lyrics

This is basicaly a song I wrote expressing mine and my friends' hatred for Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge of Harry Potter. It's not enough that she's toadlike and a racist (kinda), but she was causing child abouse up in Hogwarts!
I hate that ugly ho.
Think I've found someone
I despise more than Cho.
Fred and George,
Well those boys had the right idea
To run away from school.
Those two weren't fools.
She could make Peeves cry.
Could make Lord Voldemort run away and hide.
Professor Dumbledore should really have her sacked.
'Cause we hate that old hag.
She's only taught for half a year
And that's a bit too long!

Hate that bitch, evil woman!
Better run, 'cause I'm comin'!
Gotta kill her, that's no lie.
Dolores Umbridge must die!!!
I won't rest 'til at last
I pop a cap in her fat ass.
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

She ain't got no fans.
Argus Filch
Is probably her only man.
This might simply
Be my toad biasm talking,
But I can't stand no more!
We have got to get rid of
This fat old ugly whore!

Hate that bitch, evil woman!
Better run, 'cause I'm comin'!
Gotta kill her, that's no lie.
Dolores Umbridge must die!!!
I won't rest 'til at last
I pop a cap in her fat ass.
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

Just when I think I can put up with her,
She goes off and disses Hagrid.
That racist! She desserves to be killed!
The centuars should take care of that...

Hate that bitch, evil woman!
Better run, 'cause I'm comin'!
Gotta kill her, that's no lie.
Dolores Umbridge must die!!!
I won't rest 'til at last
I pop a cap in her fat ass.
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

What a bitch, she's a ho!
You know that she's gotta go!
But, the centuar's wrath she survived!
Darnit! Why is she still a-live?!
Still, I'll have hope and look.
She'll prob'ly die in the next book.
I guess that that could be an alternate way...
To actually explain my toad biasm would be a long story...

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