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Song Parodies -> "Autistic"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Meredith Brooks

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Strange chicken90

The Lyrics

As an autistic comedian, i wrote this song just for the hell of it, hope you like it... and remember autistic kids rock!
I hate the normal guys
I got autism, bro
but I don’t cry
Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe I’m a normal underneath
my brains not complete

Yesterday I tried
You must have been relieved not to see the lazier side
I can understand how you’d be so confused
I don’t wanna be you
I’m a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

I’m autistic
And i just don’t give a fuck
I’m getting all the luck
I’m a spastic
It’s not drastic
I have the special park
So there no walking ever in the dark

So take me as I am
This may mean youll have to have a special friend
Rest assured that when I start to make you feel normal
And Im going to extremes
Tomorrow I’ll be to shy to call you
And today wont mean a thing

I’m autistic
And i just don’t give a damn
I’ll say it on web cam
I’m a spastic
Its not drastic
I have the special pension
So there no walking down the street without a mention

Just when you think you got me figured out
my ocd has my room rearranging
I think its cool you do whatcha do
but dont try to change me

I’m autistic
And i take all your siht
I’m really sick of it
I’m a spastic
Its not drastic
I go to the SEU
You’ just jealous cause i’m more unique then you

I’m autistic
And i just don’t give a crap
I’m getting a bad rap
I’m a spastic
It’s not drastic
I have the special park
So there no walking ever in the dark © Aaron Ducker 2009

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

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Silver Power - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
O.O Can he say the F-word on the internet? This song is offensive on sooo many levels. Reminds me of my TJ Spindler parodies. I liked to curse, had no idea what I was writing about, and wanted to offend people. Reminds me of me, in 2004. Try harder.
strange_chicken90 - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
you got offended... poor diddums, because i've been doign stand up for four years... and the last f***in thing i wanna do is go out there and offend people... because singling people out and making fun of something is soooo something comedy is totally against... and if you get offended by the word f*** then errr... f*** off really Aaron.
strange chicken90 - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
by the aaron is my signature Aaron.
Sheogorath - December 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Not funny AT ALL. My brain is not incomplete, and I don't have spasticity. You're just a Plethistic with a Napoleon complex and other issues.

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