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Song Parodies -> "Clique"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meredith Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Clique"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

This song could not have been made without Ashkicksa*s, Arwen, Leo Jay, Stuart McArthur, Karen, Johnny D, Cookieman, Spaff, and anyone else who's posted on the messageboards, who gave inspiration with or without their knowledge =)
I'm loggin on today
To the messageboard to hear what people say
Left a comment, now you're
Stuck out on an island with eleven DVDs
What do you bring?

I'm leaving you a note
It's against by-laws to reply above the quote
I can understand you'd be so scared stiff
We are closely knit
By a topic that has everything, all rolled into one

It's a clique! We're all bastards
On The Only Thread That Matters
There's a Princess with some class
But she still kicks some a*s
We love L-OTR
Got our own Australian bar
You know we couldn't have it any other way

We all may seem like twits
But you're welcome for as long as you seem fit
Rest assured that if the topic makes you nervous
And you don't know what to say
In an hour it will change
And you won't have missed a thing!

It's a clique! We're all bastards
On The Only Thread That Matters
There's a Princess with some class
But she still kicks some a*s
We love L-OTR
Got our own Australian bar
You know we couldn't have it any other way

Just when you think you've got it figured out
The subject's already changing
We think it's cool
We do what we do
My sense of humor slays me

It's a clique! We're all bastards
On The Only Thread That Matters
There's a Princess with some class
But she still kicks some a*s
We love L-OTR
Got our own Australian bar
You know we couldn't have it any other way

We will mock, we will tease
Even heckle if you please
When you pounce, when you clobber
We're the fuel for your fodder
We've been dumb, we've been slimed,
We'll answer you in time
You know you wouldn't have it any other way

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Arwen - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Jeff!! You know just how to make a cute little girl's Friday! This is FABulous...I cannot even put enough praise into words...but you know that I love it. If I could give you more than 5s...I would.
Stuart McArthur - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
everything Arwen said, and welcome everyone (!) not only to the thread, but to our "own Australian bar" - 555 of course - good on you Jeff!
Ashkicksass - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Mere words will never express how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE this! And I love you too Jeff!
Claude Prez - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
If it's a clique, it's the EASIEST ONE EVER to get into. Well done, you bastard.
Arwen - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Claude!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
If we had twice as many members, it would be a doulbe-clique! Loved the parody and off for more inane messaging!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Crap crap and trilpe crap on typos!
Lee O'Shea - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, that rocks! How come I've never seen this? Way cool!
karen - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
How did I miss this the when it was first posted? Good one Jeff
Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Your sense of humor slays me too, Jeffaroo. Please, everyone: a moment of silence for The Only Thread They Murdered. (I know I've used that one before, but it made Arwen love me, so maybe it will again.) And since your link now leads nowhere, here's the sequel to TOTTM:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,8370.0.html
Arwen - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Continued love, Spaff...but mostly for re-bringing my attention to this FABULOUS piece...Jeff rocks!!
Ash - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I shed a tear...and then giggle a little bit remembering those halcion days of yore. I think I love this parody even more today. And I just adore you.
Arwen - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Amen...and amen!

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