I got up late today
My boss asked me if
I really want to stay
Got a phone call
From a guy who said that I should
Climb out on the window ledge
Like I really could

Yesterday he tried
To convince me that I could
Just be inside
Some computer simulation of the World
Morpheous told me
That I may well save the human race
He thinks I'm The One

I'm a glitch in the system
Morpheous must be trippin'
Says I'm gonna save the world
I know it sounds absurd
I'm unskilled and untrained
I sure look good in shades
Why do those Agent geezers want me out the way?

I act like Superman
Jumping all
Around the city sure is grand
And the kung-fu
I am learnin' is quite nifty
And I get to play with guns
Bullet time is funky
Look! No wires, anywhere!

I'm a glitch in the system
Morpheous must be trippin'
Says I'm gonna save the world
I know it sounds absurd
I'm unskilled and untrained
I sure look good in shades
Why do those Agent geezers want me out the way?

Just when I think, you found me a way out
The program's already changing
They left a clue, I had deja-vu
My exit was removed

I'm a glitch in the system
Morpheous must be trippin'
Says I'm gonna save the world
I know it sounds absurd
I'm unskilled and untrained
I sure look good in shades
Why do those Agent geezers want me out the way?

I'm a glitch, system freeze
It's a service pack, I need
A super power spammer
I show up on virus scanners
Agents came, I survived
The big one nearly cried
You know I'd rather just stay home with Trinity