-> "I Hate Ariel Again!"
Original Song Title:
"Central Highway (opening stage)"
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate Ariel Again!"
The Lyrics
I hate Ariel! I hate Ariel, she's really at it again
Yes, she lives inside a dumpster, I don't want to see her just then
Ariel just sucks! Ariel just sucks, I cannot even stand her
Even though I've finally seen her very lousy younger brother
Maybe someday the chefs will slice her mermaid tail off and cook it up
Now it's time to skip something fluff and head for something tough
Ariel, I really hated her! She's like a fish out of water
Ariel was still Triton's long-lost youngest daughter
Out of the sea, straight up and lived in the surface world
If you think Ariel's a better name for a boy than a girl
Can someone kill Ariel or put her back to the sea?
Everytime I'm seeing her, she must be my worst enemy
If boys have disliked the name that just reminded them of mermaids
She might just flip my mind as well as coming right at your face
Ariel, I really hated her! She no longer lives under the oceans
Ariel's quite left open for execution!
Take out your ginsu knives, fishing rod, and bait, and you're ready to go
Some little boys might try to attack Ariel toe to toe
Nephewless fathers, surrounded by band members of Orgy
I hope this town ain't undertaken by the little mermaid's daughter Melody
It's like you've scanned Winter Wonderland to the theme of Diddy Kong Racing
Little mermaid haters everywhere, you're about to be embracing
Ariel, I really hated her! Will Black Pete get to eat her up entirely
Ariel's who I don't care 'bout, I'm still thinkin' 'bout Goofy
I cannot stand her
Triton's youngest daughter
Will she die or live free?
Since she no longer lives under the sea
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