-> "Agony of Construction"
Original Song Title:
"Symphony of Destruction"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Agony of Construction"
The Lyrics
You take an orange can
And put it in the road
Then times it by a lot
And stop all traffic flow…
It blows!
It blows!
A Mister Hyde Driver
Raised hell through the streets
He smashed cones cause he is a threat
Dealing with the Agony…
Of Construction!
Bashing through the roadblocks
His work commute’s not slowed
Like us he is repulsed
Sees flashing signs and groans
He groans…
He groans…
That Mister Hyde Driver
His speed won’t decrease
Puts workers in a cold sweat
He’s through with the Agony…
That Mister Hyde Driver
Stomps gas with his cleats
Knows that we all get upset
Angry with the Agony…
Furious with Agony…
Of Construction
The bus drivers grumble
Big truckers bawl
Those barriers aren't leavened
The lethal man has stalled…
Has Stalled…
He’s Stalled…
That Mister Hyde Driver
Stopped by the Police
Can’t smash through cones with no sweat
Must stick with the Agony…
That Mister Hyde Driver
Made road work increase
That is his only regret
Couldn't halt the Agony…
We’re stuck with the Agony…
Of Construction!!!!
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