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Song Parodies -> "Meat Loaf Sells Out to Soda (Part 2)"

Original Song Title:

"I Would Do Anything For Love"

Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"Meat Loaf Sells Out to Soda (Part 2)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Part 2 was originally gonna be Part 1 until I stumbled back onto "You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth." Enjoy this very original sequel.
(Long instrumental intro)

And I would do anything for pop
I'll use my songs in TV ads
I would do anything for pop
When can I sign my name in ink that's black?

But I'll never forget the way my songs are used, oh no, no way
And I would use any songs in ads, but but you won't get "Bat",
You won't get "Bat"
Any song in ads, oh I would use any songs in ads
I would use any songs in ads, but you won't get "Bat",
oh you won't get "Bat"

Some days are filled with offers
And some days be none at all
Most days it don't come at all
And these are the days that really suck

Some ads for games on Xbox
Like "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Sometimes I will laugh off my butt because
It's all a silly joke

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know I have veto power, but I really need the dough right now

As long as there's soda beverages, as long as my songs are clasiscs
As long as your dreams are coming true, you better believe it

That I would do anything for pop
As long as I get the final sip
I would do anything for pop
And I'll sell my soul and make a pact

But I'll never again do any car commercials, 'cause they suck tonight
And I would use any song in ads
oh I would use any song in ads
Oh I would use any song in ads
but you won't get "Bat", no you won't get "Bat"

I would use any song in ads, anything 'cept of course for "Bat"
'Cause I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence, and somedays I pray for more
Some days I just laugh at the thought of "Paradise" in Nike ads

Some nights I lose my straight face, and some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you pitch your commercial ads
Maybe you're stoned, now, because your ideas are far fetched
There's just one and only song that I will never let you use


As long as there's soda beverages, as long as my songs are clasiscs
As long as your dreams are coming true, you better believe it

That I would do anything for pop
As long as I get the final sip
I would do anything for pop
And I'll sell my soul and make a pact

But I'll never again do any car commercials, 'cause they suck tonight
And I would use any song in ads
oh I would use any song in ads
Oh I would use any song in ads
but you won't get "Bat", no you won't get "Bat"

I would use any song in ads, anything 'cept of course for "Bat"
'Cause I just won't do that

But I'll never stop laughing at your silly jokes all my life, no way
And I would use any song in ads, oh I would use any song in ads
I would use any sonmg in ads
But I won't do "Bat"
No I won't do "Bat"

Will you give me pop, shipped right to my door?
Will you get away from my house or I'll call the cops?
You know how many records I have sold?
I can do that! I can do that!


Will you get a life now? Will you call it a night?
Can you colorize my TV, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make my songsa little less old?
I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!
Will you make TV magic, with your own two hands?
Can you build an emerald city with the dough I'll make?
Can you give me royalties for each rerun?
I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will I do another "Bat Out of Hell" with old Jim Steinman?
Will you give me flavors I've never known?
I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief little joke and use "Stacy's Mom" soon
And you'll see that it's time to move on
I won't do that! No I won't do that!

I know the copyright laws, they stamp out clowns
They will prevent weird uses of my hit songs
And sooner or later, you'll be watching the ads
I can't do that! No I can't do that!

Any song in ads, oh I would use any song in ads
I would use any song in ads, but I won't do "Bat"
no I won't do "Bat"

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   1
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Agrimorfee - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This is better than a 3. It's silly and overstuffed with lyrics, just like Meat Loaf's works...a brilliant bit of satire. And serendipitous too, since "IWDAFL" is currently being used in Diet Dr. Pepper tv ads (that's why you wrote it, Chris? or is it a coincidence?).555
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What Will Part 3 Be?
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Part 3 should be a guy driving, getting lost, and his wife telling him to ask directions... "Baby we can talk all night, but that ain't getting us nowhere..." Clearly, their car doesn't have the Cadillac OnStar System!
Stuart McArthur - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, as Agri said, this deserves 5s for the satire Chris, and no better way to send someone up than by turning their OS back on them - 555

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