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Song Parodies -> "I'm At The Dentist And There Cleaning Off My Plaqu"

Original Song Title:

"Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meatloaf

Parody Song Title:

"I'm At The Dentist And There Cleaning Off My Plaqu"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Wow! This parody took forever to make. That third verse where it says its destructive a bunch of times was so hard to do. It was so hard to get ideas for it. But deffinately listen to the original. Its an awesome song.
My teeth are full of plaque
My teeth are full of plaque

Its all or nothing, and all this plaque is on my shirt
Everytime I look at this I wish that I had pearly whites
I come here monthly, because my cleaning takes a day
If I brushed them once a week, then i'd be here twice a year
But i'm too lazy to brush the back
Both my front teeth are so cracked
I'm at the dentist and there cleaning off my plaque

And all the fillings, that I have all around my teeth
Last week I got one more done, and now its up to seventeen
Too bad the brush ups (too bad the brush ups)
Too bad the brush ups do not work
Cuz I use them time to time, when I see them inside a store
But I still get massive chunks of plaque
They get so dirty they turn black
I'm at the dentist and there cleaning off my plaque

My teeth are full of plaque
My teeth are full of plaque

How is my breathe, its destructive
It smells like dirty ass
How about teeth, its destructive
They are sharper than broke glass
What about my cavaties, there destructive
Like a mouthful of cement
What about my brush, its destructive
My teeth leave them indents
What about floss, its destructive
Its decade old and used
What about gums, there destructive
There like the kind you chew
What about my molars, there destructive
There full of kanker soars
What about my doc, hes destructive
All his tools cause blood and gore
What about my braces, there destructive
Its just cheap stainless steal
What about my front teeth, there destructive
The sides begin to peel
What about my listerine, its destructive
You can barely pop the cap
Fuck my teeth, there destructive
I will shove them up my ass

My teeth are full of plaque, i'm at the dentist
My teeth are full of plaque, i'm at the dentist
I'm at the dentist

Its all or nothing, and all this plaque is on my shirt
Everytime I look at this I wish that I had pearly whites
But i'm too lazy to brush the back
Both my front teeth are so cracked
I'm at the dentist and there cleaning off my plaque
But I still get massive chunks of plaque
They get so dirty they turn black
I'm at the dentist and there cleaning off my plaque
Plaque, plaque, plaque, plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaque

My teeth are full of plaque
My teeth are full of plaque, i'm at the dentist

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Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
What about actual lemons? They're destructive! You know what all that acid does to your teeth?
Mikey Boy - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
nope i neva knew. i do kno that they cure pimples though
Jeremy Otto - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody! The original song lyric was "defective" rather than "destructive", but it's close enough
Mikey Boy - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah but parodies don't need to be the same as the original lyrics

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