Song Parodies -> I'd Do Anything For Drugs (But I Won't Do Crack)

Original Song Title:

"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

  
Parody Song Title:

"I'd Do Anything For Drugs (But I Won't Do Crack)"

Parody Written by:

Mattiotto

This is one of my funniest parodies, it took me ages to write as well, hope u enjoy!!!
And I would do anything for drugs, I’d punch a guy and steal his cash
I would do anything for drugs, I'll buy some heroin to fill my stash
But I'll never forget the way I feel right now, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack, I won't do crack
Anything for drugs, oh I would do anything for drugs
I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack, oh I won't do crack

Some days I’m feeling easy, and some days it comes down hard
Some days I get way to high to get that buzz I was hoping for
Some nights you’re superman, and seeing pink elephants
Some nights it’s like nothing I've ever felt before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, yes I’m crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, nothing else can save me now but weed

As long as the dealers are dealing, as long as my head is realing
As long as my highs keep coming on, you better believe it

That I would do anything for drugs, and I'll be there and always cause an act
I would do anything for drugs, and I'll take a pill and jump out my flat

But I'll never forgive myself if I’m not paralytic, tonight
And I would do anything for drugs, oh I would do anything for drugs
Oh I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack, no I won't do crack

I would do anything for drugs, anything I’m injected with
But I just won't do crack
(repeats 3x)

(Solo)

Some days I pray for cocaine, and some days I need a roley
Some days I live the rock star life of Sex and Drugs and Rock 'N Roll
Some nights I find myself doing things I wish I never did
Some nights I just lose it all oh how I wish I used that protection lid!
Maybe I'm a junkie that’s what addictions do to me
Got not house or money, no house and money the streets is where I sleep

As long as the pills I’m downing, make me feel like drowning
As long as my stash is loaded, you better believe it

That I would do anything for drugs, I see little men and that's a fact
I would do anything for drugs, jumped off a cliff and broke my back

But I'll never do it better than I when I’m high, love bong, love bong
And I would do anything for drugs, oh I would do anything for drugs
I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack, no no no I won't do crack

I would do anything for drugs, including stealing from my mum
But I just won't do crack
(repeats 7x)

But I'll never stop dreaming of drugs every night of my life, no way

And I would do anything for drugs, oh I would do anything for drugs
I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack, no I won't do crack

[Drug:] Will you use me up?
Will you have a breakdown?
Will you use me right now til you’re hallucinating clowns?
Will you make this tree stop falling down?

[Boy:] I can do that! I can do that!

[Drugl:]
Will you love me forever?
Take a sniff tonight?
Will you waste away your life; And hope your drink won’t get spiked?
Soon you’ll be looking a little more old.

[Boy:] I would love that! Oh oh, now I would love that!

[Drug:]
Will you make me some magic, thumb snapped off your hand
Can you jump off empire state and think you’re superman?
Can I give you that feeling you’ve never known?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I would love that!

[Drug:]
Will you batter a granny and prove your love for me?
Will ya use me now when you’re feeling down, You’ll be in ecstasy!
Please let me take you places you’ve never known?

[Boy:] I’d love to do that! Oh oh now, I’d love to do that!

[Drug:]
After a while reality kicks in
It was just one cigarette and now you’ve got yellow skin
your heart is now failing this battle you can’t win!

[Boy:] I would hate that! Yes I would hate that!

[Drug:]
I know your weakness, Since you had a snort
It’s unfortunate now that you have go to court
And now you’re an addict, I’m your only thought

[Boy:] I would hate that! That’s why I hate crack!

Anything for drugs, oh I would do anything for drugs
I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack, no I won't do crack








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Dylan "White Cobra" Baranski - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Breaker-breaker 1-9er, this is the White Cobra saying that I will NOT do drugs, period, because you can't drive a big rig when you're stoned. Do you copy? Over.
McKludge - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You can take just about any song with "love" in the title, substitute "drugs," and you've got a parody. The only exception is "Love is the Drug"
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
A tough one to do, which gives you some leeway. A good effort, but it won't get anyone particularly high. McKludge: How about "Drugs, What I Love"? (Not that I do. Except for the occasional Vicodin.)
McKludge - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
But that would be a double switch, something only the best National League managers can handle (obscure baseball reference, sorry non-Americans).
Mattiotto - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey all thanks for signing, theres a bit of confusion here I take it :P, this parody isn't supporting drug abuse but rather mocks it. Hope that clears things up
lina - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
why will you do any thing for drugs that is plane STUPIED!!!!!
maggy - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
lina is wright PLANE OLD STUPIED CHANDE IT!! I am in 5th grade so is lina I think t hat is verry wrong I am not kidding!!!

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