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Song Parodies -> "Squoosh"

Original Song Title:

"Push"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"Squoosh"

Parody Written by:

Kagendo

The Lyrics

Just found this site and I have some parodies I wrote back in the 90s I'm uploading. NOTE: When this parody was written, the band WAS called Matchbox 20, and not Matchbox Twenty.
She said I don’t know if I’ve ever been bit this bad
I’m a little uneasy, cause I think that more are coming in
and I don’t know what effect all this bug-spray had
when I put it on me, now I feel like something’s on my skin
and I’m a little bit angry, well

this ain’t over, no not yet, not while you're still buzzing around
you won't bite me, you will die
yeah I'll crush you real good

I wanna squoosh you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna squoosh you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna spray you with bug spray
I wanna spray you with bug spray yeah I will I will

she said I don’t know why they're flying around my head
like I’m a little bug blood bank
Where mosquitoes go to make withdrawals
and I don’t know why they won't let me go to bed
you know I wish they'd just drop dead
I've got bumps all up and down my arms
and they're a little bit itchy well

don’t just stand there, help me fix the screen
I’ve been bitten I’ve been stung,
Now I'm flailing wildly, I'm enraged
I know how I can kill them all

I wanna squoosh you like that, well I will, well I will
I wanna squoosh you flat, well I will, well I will
I wanna spray you with bug spray
I wanna spray you with bug spray yeah I will I will

oh but don’t scratch the sore spot
don't try to itch it cause you'll only make it worse, use kalamine lotion, lotion
don’t scratch it baby, don’t scratch it baby, baby

I wanna squoosh you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna squoosh you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna spray you with bug spray
I wanna spray you with bug spray yeah I will I will
Copyright 2007 Kagendo Locke and Ki

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