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Song Parodies -> "Squoosh"

Original Song Title:

"Push"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"Squoosh"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

I said I don't know if the canned beans're good enough
They're a little bit soggy and I hate the sauce that they're drenched in
And I don't know if I've ever really ate lunch
At this cafeteria, well I feel like someone's gonna heave
And I'm a little less hungry, well
These ain't burgers, no not those, they're uncooked, they're not even brown
You, I don't owe you my spare change!
Stole my lunch money? Good!

I wanna squoosh food around,
Well I will, well I will
Don't wanna eat stew down,
Well it's swill, well it's swill
I wanna throw food at Grant's head
I wanna throw food at Grant's head,
Yeah yeah, well I will

She said [lunchlady]:"I don't know why you'd only eat pie for me
Like you're a little untrusting
When you think that the soup is gonna hurt ya
And I don't know why you couldn't just taste lunch meat
You couldn't stand to be near it
When your tray don't seem to want to shine
Cause it's a little bit dirty"
[Me:]
"Well don't just stand there, serve nice things to me
Cause this ain't heated, and smells wrong
And you, you don't know meat"
[Lunchlady:]
"Yeah, well I can't change
I won't cook anything at all"

I wanna squoosh food around,
Well I will, well I will
Don't wanna eat stew down,
Well it's swill, well it's swill
I wanna throw food at Grant's head
I wanna throw food at Grant's head,
Yeah yeah, well I will

Oh but don't boil the tater
Just wait a minute well it kinda burst apart
Meals get so crazy, crazy
Don't touch this gravy, don't touch this gravy, gravy

I wanna squoosh food around,
Well I will, well I will
Don't wanna eat stew down,
Well it's swill, well it's swill
I wanna throw food at Grant's head
I wanna throw food at Grant's head,
Yeah yeah, well I will

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