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Song Parodies -> "Push (The Bailout)"

Original Song Title:

"Push"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"Push (The Bailout)"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

It's not like my credit has ever been good enough,
So we might as well bust it;
Now I think the roof is caving in.
Well, I don't see why I ought to take all this guff
From the hands that stripped me;
Might as well foreclose and not forgive;
You don't like it, then eat me!

Well!

It's all over;
Yeah, right here!
This pirate ship has run aground.
I don't hope, here;
Not for change, no.
No, I hope you're all screwed!

I want the sky to fall down,
And it will!
Yeah, it will!
I want the stocks to drown,
And they will!
Yeah, they will!
I want the markets to panic!
I want the markets to panic!
Yeah, yeah,
They will!

(They will.)

I say why on earth should your broker not lie to you?
'Cause you were always too trusting!
Well, I hope now the flames will really burn you.
So I don't see why your fate should be linked to me;
No, let it be nowhere near me!
May your sun nevermore rise and shine,
And may your moonlight turn bloody!

Well!

None left standing;
Corpses everywhere!
Now you're cheated,
Now you're robbed--you!
You're not for me;
I don't care;
I won't do anything at all!

I want your bank to melt down,
And it will!
Yeah, it will!
I hope your house burns down,
And it will!
Yeah, it will!
Blood and hellfire take the planet!
Yeah, blood and hellfire take the planet!
Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, they will.

Yeah, but it will blow over;
At least until next year.
Well, it fell apart.
Things got so crazy, crazy.
Can't push this on me!
Can't push this on me, no way!

I want the fat cats to drown,
And they will!
Yeah, they will!
Along with your thieves' town,
And it will!
Yeah, it will!
I want you traitors to panic, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I want you traitors--hanged up, yeah,
And you will!
You will!
You will!
You will!
Yeah, you will!
You will!
You will!
Yeah, yeah,
All gonna drown,
Burn your house down,
I want you traitors hung out--

It all will.

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