Chorus:
Saturday night I turned my gamecube on
I wanna head on over to play Wario Ware
Found a disco dancer named Jimmy T.
Survival fever's gonna find the beat
Out in the middle of a big dance floor
When I hear 'ol Wario, I wanna beg for more
Gonna play a game from a-Nintendo' tonight

Well I never have wandered down to microgames
Never have drifted down a 3 second stream
But I heard this game from a friend of mine
And I swore some day I was gonna go
Down at Wal-Mart, it was cheap as it gets
Not Moulin Rouge and I won't forget
To send you a card with my regrets
'Cause I'm never gonna come back home

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They got a a little turtle game and an E-Card game
A t-storm goin' into town tonight
Livin' in Diamond City's quite a show
They got "Outta my way" every time it goes
And here up north it's just cold cold rain
And there ain't no cure for some blues away
Except when the paper says: Festival is coming into town
buddy let's go down

(Repeat chorus)

Tell your buddy, tell your sister, tell her roommates too
They got lots of goodies and lots of room
When they give you a game from 8-bit, then
You're gonna feel a little bit young again
Well I've learned to dance with my disco
I've learned to love good old Wario
But I've learned to test my I.Q.
When I play with Orbulon

(Repeat chorus)