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Song Parodies -> "My Baby Loves The Way That I Cook Yams"

Original Song Title:

"My Baby Loves Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Martina Mcbride

Parody Song Title:

"My Baby Loves The Way That I Cook Yams"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Like many of my parodies, I get ideas while singing and listening to karaoke. It's surprising how often a poorly pronounced word or line can lead to a whole routine.
Don't need to look like a movie stud
Don't need to have that hot romance blood
'Cause come Thanksgiving, I'm her perfect man
My baby loves the way that I cook yams
My baby loves the way that I cook yams

Don't make big money...all I do is teach
I'm no surfer dude from out on the beach
But 'though I work as an ed-u-ca-tor
I do great things with a sweet "potater"

Oh I'm not handy...no, not in the least
But I'm crucial for our holiday feast
'Though I'm not Emeril and don't say "Bam!"
My baby loves the way that I cook yams
My baby loves the way that I cook yams

Don't use that canned struff up on the shelf
I buy them fresh and do them by myself
I bake and candy them with my own hands
My baby loves the way that I do yams
My baby loves the way that I do yams

I'm not good looking...no, not in the least
But I'm crucial for our holiday feast
'Though I'm not Julia Child with her sauce pan
My baby loves the way that I cook yams

Oh, I'm not sexy...no, not in the least
But I'm crucial for our holiday feast
I'm not Rachael Ray...I don't give a damn
My baby loves the way that I cook yams
My baby loves the way that I cook yams
I YAM what I YAM...that's all the I YAM...I'm Popeye The Sailor Man! ;D

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