Well I was feelin' alright by dawns early light, but I was gettin' kind of hungery. I tried to pretend I wasn't eating again but the proof was hanging here on my cheeks. I was on eight differnt diets last summer, but I couldn't seem to lose any wieght. So I gave it all up and I went on down to the all you can eat buffet.

Word gets around in a small, small town. They heard that I was on my way. So they widend the doors and they braced up the floor, told the cook that they would double his pay. Some folks fainted. Some folks sceamed. Everbody just got out of my way. They knew without doubt today the food would run out at the all you can eat buffet.

Just let me in. Let the feast begin. Let the whole world know that today is the day I binge again. Let me stuff my face. Oh, I love this place. Just load up my tray, cause I'm here to stay. All You Can Eat Buffet.

Well I ate and I ate. I cleaned off every plate. Then I even licked the crumbs off the floor. By the time I was done I must have wieghed half a ton, and they couldn't get me out of the door. Now I'm sleeping on the salad bar, eating chocolate pudding every day. All my dreams have come true I'm living at the all you can eat buffet.

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