Song Parodies -> My Baby Loves To Drink Beast Light From A Can
| Original Song Title: | "My Baby Loves Me Just The Way That I Am" |
| Original Performer: | Martina McBride |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Baby Loves To Drink Beast Light From A Can" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Reuben |
A song, sung by my wife, about me. Cheers!
Don't need no bottle of imported cheer
Don't need to drink no expensive beer
Raining or windy, he don't give a damn
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
He never tells me it's not good enough
Just wants a beer that's ready to chug
Chugs at the tailgate, he chugs in the shed
Chugs in the shower, and chugs before bed
He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
He doesn't know but I'm his biggest fan
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
When he finds his team's bowl bound
He tilts his head and lets it roll on down
Pour out at an angle, and squeeze with his hands
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
He doesn't know but I'm his biggest fan
He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
When he goes drinking, he's got a plan
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
Don't need to drink no expensive beer
Raining or windy, he don't give a damn
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
He never tells me it's not good enough
Just wants a beer that's ready to chug
Chugs at the tailgate, he chugs in the shed
Chugs in the shower, and chugs before bed
He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
He doesn't know but I'm his biggest fan
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
When he finds his team's bowl bound
He tilts his head and lets it roll on down
Pour out at an angle, and squeeze with his hands
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
He doesn't know but I'm his biggest fan
He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
When he goes drinking, he's got a plan
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
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I love your drinking songs, but I think you have a few funnier than this.
SOTM - Sometimes I can cite a favorite verse or line, but I can actually narrow this one down to a favorite word: "gritty"
(SOTM) "At 8am, it warms his heart" ??? Well, I guess beer ain't just for breakfast anymore! Yee-HAW!! ;-D
JANSOTM-- DKTOS, and don't know what Beast Light is either. 444
Beast Light: Milwaukee's Best Light, very cheap beer...when you're going for quantity, not quality
Imported Cheer? I usually just by domestic Tide with bleach. You da man, Jeffaroo. Da beer man.
Cute parody, Jeff! This one flows very easily, just like Beast Light down that dude's throat!
(SOTM) Good one. 5's
Went down smooth; no bitter aftertaste
(SOTM) Heartwarming ;-)
Good one jeff!
Nice one. Enjoyed the 'chug' breakdown the most.
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