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Song Parodies -> "My Baby Loves To Drink Beast Light From A Can"

Original Song Title:

"My Baby Loves Me Just The Way That I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Martina McBride

Parody Song Title:

"My Baby Loves To Drink Beast Light From A Can"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

A song, sung by my wife, about me. Cheers!
Don't need no bottle of imported cheer
Don't need to drink no expensive beer
Raining or windy, he don't give a damn
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can

He never tells me it's not good enough
Just wants a beer that's ready to chug
Chugs at the tailgate, he chugs in the shed
Chugs in the shower, and chugs before bed

He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
He doesn't know but I'm his biggest fan
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can

When he finds his team's bowl bound
He tilts his head and lets it roll on down
Pour out at an angle, and squeeze with his hands
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can

He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
He doesn't know but I'm his biggest fan
He thinks it's gritty and sometimes tart
At 8am, it warms his heart
When he goes drinking, he's got a plan
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can
My baby loves to drink Beast Light in a can

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 14

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Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I love your drinking songs, but I think you have a few funnier than this.
Melhi - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - Sometimes I can cite a favorite verse or line, but I can actually narrow this one down to a favorite word: "gritty"
Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "At 8am, it warms his heart" ??? Well, I guess beer ain't just for breakfast anymore! Yee-HAW!! ;-D
Agrimorfee - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
JANSOTM-- DKTOS, and don't know what Beast Light is either. 444
Jeff Reuben - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Beast Light: Milwaukee's Best Light, very cheap beer...when you're going for quantity, not quality
Spaff.com - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Imported Cheer? I usually just by domestic Tide with bleach. You da man, Jeffaroo. Da beer man.
Mari D - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute parody, Jeff! This one flows very easily, just like Beast Light down that dude's throat!
Adagio - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good one. 5's
Claude Prez - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Went down smooth; no bitter aftertaste
Meriadoc - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Heartwarming ;-)
Peregrin - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one jeff!
2nz - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one. Enjoyed the 'chug' breakdown the most.
saleha - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
a game a thing a saleha a usman a sajid a rashid a salman a zooha a mastafa a zorabiby a baby

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