She'd always clipped coupons and kept his money safe
but she found out he'd been cheating with women half his age
buying them expensive gifts, dining fine every night
he said he was sorry and thought it would be alright

he called a flower shop from work to send flowers to make it right
but the lady told him his credit card was denied
then the credit card rep told him he was over his credit line
then suddenly it him, his wallet felt real light

checks are bouncing all over town
and he knows his credit rating is going to go down
she didn't go to work last night
after their big fight
she went to every store around
checks are bouncing all over town

He called the malls and target and the place that does her hair
they all said she'd been in and shopped like a billionaire
kmart should survive now cause that's her favourite store
that is what she probably bought that U-haul truck for

checks r bouncing all over town
but he can find that girl, she's nowhere to be found
she's flying out first class
he can kiss bill blass
who's living large now?

checks are bouncing
checks are bouncing
checks are bouncing all over town.