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Song Parodies -> "Life Of Crime"

Original Song Title:

"She Will Be Loved"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Life Of Crime"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

ugly queen of only forty
had some problems with herself
she was always there steal some stuff
that always belonged to someone else
she likes pirating pirating music from the doors
she stole so many songs but somehow she wants more yeah

she dont mind spending half of her day
stealing some coffee from joes cafe oh
look for the car whith the greatest style
gonna take out of everyones sight
but she will be locked up
shell be in lock up

destroy all my windows and broke down my door to
come and take my valuables
i dont now how she knows how to break my door
she wont be taking any more

shell be in death row or doin time
she wont compromise while in court yeah
the jail aint full the cells always open
i hope she rots in there

she will be there while times passin
haging in the corner by paris hilton
she will be there with a broken smile
thats what you get for a life of crime

now she is locked up
shes in lock up
shes in lock up
shes in lock up

theres no where to hide
she is behind bars
untill they realease her next year
when she comes back there will be nothing to steal
cause our home will have brinks home security

cant break the windows cant break through my door
cause then the alarm will set off

then ill tell the cops to take her away
she will be running in the pooring rain oh
nothing more she can do in her life
so she just commits suicide

now shes bit in the dust
oh shes bit in the dust
oh shes bit in the dust
oh shes bit in the dust

no more crime now we can say goodbye(2)

now shes in hell everyday
playing cards with hitler and satan

and now she rots in hell goodbye

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Pacing: 4.9
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Total Votes: 13

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darrel - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
good job geniuss
Schuimpje - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Ohhh... This is SO harsh! I couldn't help giggling though, I must admit.

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