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Song Parodies -> "Walking In Dogshit"

Original Song Title:

"Waling In Memphis"

Original Performer:

Mark Cohen

Parody Song Title:

"Walking In Dogshit"

Parody Written by:

Jim Steinworth

The Lyrics

OK, Stuff happens.
put on my steel toed shoes
and i stepped from the train
came down with a case of the delta flue
in the middle of the pouring rain
w. c. handy don’t you barf all over me
lord, i got a first class headache
and i’m as sick as a boy can be

and then i stepped in some dog shit
covered from my toe back to my heel
walking in dog shit
is it any wonder how i feel

well i puked right on the table
there’s a foul stench in the air
i’m turning green but i can’t see you
through the chunks caught in my hair

muriel plays nurse
every friday down on hollywood
they sent me down to see here
they said she’d do me good
so i smoked a little number
and ate cookies through the night
she said, “looks like you’re ‘bout to toss ‘em”
i said, “mam, i think you’re rriiigghhtt!!

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Jason - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Seems like 'poo parodies' are becoming more popular than ever......
Mr. Critic - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Bathroom parodies don't really bother me anymore, per se... but uncensored profanity like the "s" word as spelled here go over the line.
Jason to Mr. Critic - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Its good to see you again Mr. Critic. Yea uncensored swearing does cross the line here. Agree with you on that.
Mr. Critic to Jason - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes it's good to see you too Mr. Jason. Any word on when/if this madness will ever cease?

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