We were all at the baseball game kicking back and having fun
A slugger stepped up to the plate, and he hit a really long one
The home run made old Roger mad, cause the pain was so inflictin'
The next time up, he beaned the man as if somebody kicked him

Roger hit the slugger last night
Said he'd hit a home run, it made him cry
Went to the mound and threw a mean fastball
Roger hit the slugger last night

Roger is our pitching ace with just a real bad temper
So we did not draw an easy breath till he plunked the home run hitter
He hung his head, then the benches cleared
A fight broke on the playing field
They said, What the hell were you thinking, son?
We don't want you back on that hill

Roger hit the slugger last night
Said he'd hit a home run, it made him cry
Went to the mound and threw a mean fastball
Roger hit the slugger last night

When the umps came in to break up the fight
The sight was not a good one
The manager would say, Roger boy
You was always a wild one
And throwing fastballs out of spite
That's what the other team is claiming
Roger hollered out, Holy crap!
I hit just where I was aimin'!

Roger hit the slugger last night
Said he'd hit a home run, it made him cry
Went to the mound and threw a mean fastball
And he hit the slugger, plunked him with one pitch
Roger hit the slugger last night

Well, he could not tell right from wrong through the teardrops in his eyes
The skipper pulled him from the game, after beanballing that time

Roger hit the slugger, plunked him with one pitch
Roger hit the slugger last night