-> "Not Too Handy"
Original Song Title:
"Sex And Candy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Not Too Handy"
The Lyrics
Hammers pound
My thumb, I scream "Hell!!!"
And this is the last time
That I try to go fix that shelf
I'll need some gauze
To help that bleeding dry
And it's a bust
My thumb doubled in size
I'm just not too handy, dear
Oh no...
Used a drill, You heard me swear
Oh no...
I'm sandblastin' a giant hole right in my front porch
My wife is surely gonna scream
Crap!
Jackhammers made my floor obscene
Damn it!
Saws spin 'round
Chopped my finger off
And I can't trust these machines
That would make Bob Vila scoff
That nail gun
Shot one right through my leg
This isn't fun!
"You gotta stop!" wife begs!
I'm just far too clumsy, dear
Oh no...
With screwdrivers I'm impaired
Oh no...
No woodworkin', I made a chair that is collapsin'
You'll sit and you will be in pain
Ouch!
Some reason can't get this through my brain
Dummy!
Power tools are driving me insane
Damn!
I'm just not too handy, dear
Oh no...
That chainsaw has made me scared
Oh no...
I tried cuttin' through these big logs it's a disastor
Yucky! It looks like a crime scene!
Nasty!
Construction is just not my thing
Nope!
A screw loose might be what you think
Yeah!
Have ER on speed dial please!
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