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Song Parodies -> "Sex with Candy"

Original Song Title:

"Sex and Candy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marcy Playground

Parody Song Title:

"Sex with Candy"

Parody Written by:

Porkbeard

The Lyrics

About sweets, not women. For those expecting a lurid story about an encounter with a girl named Candy, I apologize.
Hangin' round
Snack aisle by myself
Tryin' to kill some time while I
Was workin' off my buzz
And then there it was
The Snickers caught my eye
Yeah there it was
It really satisfied

(Chorus)
I had sex with candy and
Melts in your mouth, not your hand
Saved the wrapper in the event
I needed protection
Man, I hope it was a dream

Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Forget it

Hangin' round
Snack aisle by myself
And I had too much acid
And I was trippin' by myself
And then there it was
The double cookie crunch
Yeah there it was
Twix threesome over lunch

(Chorus)

Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Forget it
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Gross!

(Chorus)

Forget it
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Gross!
Oh, man there's caramel in my jeans!

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Lionel Mertens - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
You're a marketing genious
The Charnstar - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! Brilliant, 5-5-5
No 56279 - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd say you've watched American Pie too many times. The Snickers part's great.

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