Song Parodies -> Sex with Candy
| Original Song Title: | "Sex and Candy" |
| Original Performer: | Marcy Playground |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sex with Candy" |
| Parody Written by: | Porkbeard |
About sweets, not women. For those expecting a lurid story about an encounter with a girl named Candy, I apologize.
Hangin' round
Snack aisle by myself
Tryin' to kill some time while I
Was workin' off my buzz
And then there it was
The Snickers caught my eye
Yeah there it was
It really satisfied
(Chorus)
I had sex with candy and
Melts in your mouth, not your hand
Saved the wrapper in the event
I needed protection
Man, I hope it was a dream
Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Forget it
Hangin' round
Snack aisle by myself
And I had too much acid
And I was trippin' by myself
And then there it was
The double cookie crunch
Yeah there it was
Twix threesome over lunch
(Chorus)
Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Forget it
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Gross!
(Chorus)
Forget it
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Gross!
Oh, man there's caramel in my jeans!
Snack aisle by myself
Tryin' to kill some time while I
Was workin' off my buzz
And then there it was
The Snickers caught my eye
Yeah there it was
It really satisfied
(Chorus)
I had sex with candy and
Melts in your mouth, not your hand
Saved the wrapper in the event
I needed protection
Man, I hope it was a dream
Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Forget it
Hangin' round
Snack aisle by myself
And I had too much acid
And I was trippin' by myself
And then there it was
The double cookie crunch
Yeah there it was
Twix threesome over lunch
(Chorus)
Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Forget it
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Gross!
(Chorus)
Forget it
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Ew!
Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Gross!
Oh, man there's caramel in my jeans!
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You're a marketing genious
HAHAHA! Brilliant, 5-5-5
I'd say you've watched American Pie too many times. The Snickers part's great.
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