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Song Parodies -> "Walking Cross-Legged"

Original Song Title:

"Walking In Memphis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marc Cohn

Parody Song Title:

"Walking Cross-Legged"

Parody Written by:

Serevi

The Lyrics

Ok, parody number 4 from me! :-) Jus want to point out that i've written this for "legged" to be pronounced as two syllables ("legg-ed"), not one like i think it is sometimes pronounced. Jus to make sure the pacing fits for uz! lol! Hope u enjoy...
Downed one last pint of beer and i boarded the plane,
touched down, doubled up with a bladder full,
and my stomach in tremendous pain!
W.C. Handy? There's not any to be seen.
Although i had a first class ticket, it seemed the loo was just never free!


Now i'm walking cross-legged,
walking with the pee dripping 'long the beal,
walking cross-legged,
Now i know the discomfort wetness feels!


Saw the ghost of Elvis, and he saw me strug'lin' too.
I followed him back to his graceland mansion,
and asked to use the loo.
Now security they would not let me,
they had cordoned off that tomb.
There's a desp'rate little thing, waiting for the king,
with little trouser room!


Walking cross-legged,
walking with the pee dripping 'long the beal,
walking cross-legged,
Now i know the discomfort wetness feels!


They got sprinklers on their front lawns,
they got fountains everywhere.
And i'm so relieved, to see public toilets,
but they all cost twenty pence...
...i haven't got a penny!!!


Now friends of mine work at the main bar,
every weekday at the "Lock and Key".
And i wobbled down to see them,
and i begged them to let me...
...do a wee number 1, and i pee'd with great delight.
They said sorry there ain't no paper and now i'm...
...desp-er-ate for a s***e!!!


Walking cross-legged,
walking with the pee dripping 'long the beal,
walking cross-legged,
Now i know the discomfort wetness feels!


Ohhh walking cross-legged,
walking with the pee dripping 'long the beal,
walking cross-legged,
Now i know the discomfort wetness feels!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Below Average Dave - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't care for the original song, but I'm not grading the original, I would've never liked Weird Al's Achy Breaky Heart if that was the case, good job-555
Kristof Robertson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Ur-ine to a good thing here, Serevi....witty and well written. Great! 555
Serevi - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Lol! thanks Dave and Kristof, when i thought about the third line in the original i couldnt believe no-one had done this before! lol!

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