Choked on a crust of bread
Shane Battier got sick
Jason Williams doesn't play dead
Like the climax of an action flick
The players are silly,won't they look down over me
Yeah I got the first game ticket
But they're not mighty as can be

They are Grizzlies from Memphis
Leaving Vancouver since 2K1
Grizzlies from Memphis
It's like Chicago Cubs being so dumb

Red bulls of Chicago
On FedEx Forum
Tried to win up to the fate of their land
Then I watched them breaking through
Now Toronto they do still see them
They just hovered 'round their court
But there's a nasty Raptors game
Grizzlies coming down to the Raptors' fort

They are Grizzlies from Memphis
Leaving Vancouver and they're dumb
Grizzlies from Memphis
It's like Chicago Bears getting too numb

They've hate crawfish and they suck
They are not just being fair
And Bonzi Wells be glad to see the,
And he's just a crazy player
But boy he just a player for Memphis

Now Troy Bell plays defense
Every Grizzlies game they are playing
And you brought me down to see them
Hope they act like Matt Groening
Do a little defense and they try to win tonight
And they said tell me are you a Grizzlies fan?
And I said your team isn't bright

They are Grizzlies from Memphis
Like Boston Bruins,and they are numb
Grizzlies from Memphis
It's like Chicago Bulls raising their thumbs

Choked on a crust of bread
Shane Battier got sick
Jason Williams doesn't play dead
Like the climax of an action flick
Jason Williams doesn't play dead
Like the climax of an action flick