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Song Parodies -> "Waffles at Breakfast"

Original Song Title:

"Walking in Memphis"

Original Performer:

Marc Cohn

Parody Song Title:

"Waffles at Breakfast"

Parody Written by:

Tavish Hill

The Lyrics

this parody has the same title as one made by David Rector. i loved the title and subject matter so much that i was inspired to do my own, similar paraody about a man and his waffles...hope you guys like it! thanks again David!
"Waffles at breakfast"

Put on my new red boots
When I woke up today
Rushed down to the man with the breakfast food
On the griddle with the corn and eggs
"Bubba, you see Randy...with the cook down on her knees?"
Yeah she makes some first class biscuits
But they don't satisfy me...

Waffles at breakfast
Waffles are a part of a balanced meal

Waffles at breakfast
I just can't explain the way I feel.

Got some toast and melted...
Some butter in to a pool
And I followed it up with some eggs and grits and
Still I wasn't full
The impurities of H & B Ham
They just make me want to puke
But there's a pretty brittle thing
Next to sausage links
Good thing I still got room...


I've got ketchup on the table
I've got syrup in my hair
And never ending, stacks for me, too
And if you haven't got a chair
You've got a chair at breakfast

Now cereal's stale but I know
That just maybe I should
Try out something different
But I don't know if I could
Maybe a cucumber
And it only took one bite
I said, "well, it's rich and mild, but...
...I'm no vegemite!"


Put on my new red boots
When I woke up today
Rushed down to the man with the breakfast food
On the griddle with the corn and eggs

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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MrMacphisto - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job... lol
Leo Jay - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh. I like the "I'm no vegemite".
Jonathan C. - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks funny, but tastes great. 5's all around.
Tavish Hill - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
thanx for the support guys! glad you liked it. nice of you all to give me such great scores. lol! i was the one who gave myself the 4 in 'how funny'. damn my honesty!
Rector - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm flattered that you were inspired by mine, but quite honestly a little disappointed that you used the same idea.

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